Saturday, May 28, 2011

Eat cookies.

Mithran White Mages of the class of 2011:

Eat cookies.

If I could offer you only one tip for the future, cookies would be it. The long term benefits of cookies have been proved by the Culinary Guild whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable than my own meandering experience.

I shall dispense this advice now.

Enjoy the levelling experience. Oh nevermind. You will not understand how great levelling up is until you hit level 90.

But trust me, in 89 levels you’ll look back at your Moghouse full of junk and recall in a way you can’t grasp right now how much fun those parties were, and how excited you were to first reach Jeuno.

You are not as useless in parties as you imagine.

Don’t worry about the DDs. Or worry, but know that worrying about DDs getting hit is about as useless as trying to teach a Galka table manners.

The real troubles in your life are apt to be monsters that you didn’t see coming. The kind that aggro you just as everyone eats a Stonega out in the Jungle.

Do one thing everyday that kills your PL.

Don’t be reckless with other people’s Buffs, don’t put up with people who are reckless with yours.

Reraise.

Don’t waste your time on gear-envy. Sometimes you’re well equipped. Sometimes you are not. The cost is high and in the end, it’s your gil.

Remember the people who Raised you. Forget those who didn’t.

If you get a good linkshell, hold on to it.

Keep your Kindred Seals. Throw away your old crab shells.

Protectra.

Don’t feel guilty if your tank dies. The most interesting tanks I knew at level 30 died at least once in parties. Some of the most interesting tanks I know at level 90 still do.

Get plenty of MP+.

Be kind to your Tank. You’ll miss them when they’re gone.

Maybe you’ll beat Maat, maybe you won’t. Maybe you’ll Merit, maybe you won’t.

Maybe you’ll only level your sub to 49. Maybe you’ll find a subjob you love and level it to 90. Whatever you do, don’t congratulate yourself too much, or berate yourself either – unless you forgot reraise in which case you’re an idiot.

Enjoy your Mission runs: you’ll miss them once they are done. Don’t be afraid of them, or what other people think of them, they’re some of the most entertainment you will ever have.

Skillup. Even if you have no-one to cast Cure on other than yourself.

Buy the map, even if you can’t follow it.

Do NOT eat Tarutaru, they will only give you hairballs.

Get to know your linkshell. You never know when you might need to hit on them for a Raise.

Be nice to your Red Mage, they are your best source of Refresh, and the most likely to Cure you if the shit hits the fan.

Understand that friends come and go, but for the precious few you should hold on.

Work hard to get your teleport scrolls and open the telepoints because the higher level you get, the more you need those travel spells you learnt when you were young.

Live in Windurst once, but leave before you get too lost.

Live in Southern Sandoria once, but leave before you get stepped on by Elvaan.

Haste.

Accept certain inalienable truths; Monsters will aggro, DDs will bitch about Haste. You too will hit level 90. And when you do, you’ll fantasise that when you joined the game gear was cheap, Tanks would ask nicely for Cure and people respected their PL. Respect YOUR PL.

Don’t expect anyone else to Cure you. Maybe you have a backup heal, maybe you have a PL.; but you never know when either one will disconnect.

Don’t mess too much with the Rarabs, or by the time you reach level 90 they will still be beating the crap out of you in Abyssea.

Be careful whose gear you borrow, but, be careful to return it.

Be careful whose advice you ask, but, be patient with those who
supply it. Advice is a form of nostalgia, dispensing it is a way of
fishing the past from the disposal, wiping it off, painting over the
ugly parts and recycling it for more than
it’s worth.

But trust me on the cookies...

Friday, June 11, 2010

Running from, running to.

Dynamis Windurst last Sunday, and everything is going great until we get to the mega boss.

I’m KO’d by a particularly nasty area of effect move from one of the mobs, which drops me on the spot. Yes, I should have been standing farther back, but hey, hindsight is wonderful.

I manage to wait for a lull in the immediate are to get back to my feet, and run for a quiet spot. I notice that Greggles, a Tarutaru red mage who got whacked even harder than I did has the same plan as is bouncing along beside me.

As we run, we notice on the screen that a few of the alliance are dropping like flies. Anyway, we have far more important things on our minds, like getting out of AoE range again and making sure the mobs aren’t following us.

We reach the (relative) safety on the bridge down to the Moghouse, and assess the situation.

One intact white mage? Check. But some of the cookies are a little crumbled...
One intact red mage? Slightly rumpled, but Check.
Reraise back up? Hell yes.
One dead mega boss? Check
All mega boss mobs dead? No...
34 alliance members face down in the dirt? ....um....oops?.

Then Greggles and I realise a slight tactical error on our part. The eight or so mobs are all between us and everyone else. In our concentration of what we were running FROM we neglected to consider the TO, and ended up the ‘wrong’ side, with no way back.

Cue instant jokes from everyone else, with suggestions that I drop-kick the Tarutaru over to everyone else, to one of us acting as bait to let the other one through, or seeing if we can sneak past without the mobs aggroing (sure, Greggles, after you my friend).

Fortunately at least one of the alliance had re-raise up, so was able to gradually get everyone back up and on their feet eventually, and ten minutes later they had cleared the mobs enough that we could rejoin the group.

Friday, November 13, 2009

You Know You've Been Playing Too Much FFXI When...

...when looking on eBay for archery equipment, you mistype the search "KG1 marksman bow" into LS chat and then have to explain to the four helpful people offering advice on RNG upgrades that the bow is for *you* not your *character*...

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

You Know You've Been Playing Too Much FFXI When...

...you spend server maintenance online with LS friends grumbling about server maintenance...

... you schedule housework and laundry during the server maintenance...

Dynamis

I managed to get along on my first Dynamis run on Sunday after waiting four weeks for a location I can join in on.

After making sure I had the prerequisites (I did) seen the cut scenes (I had) and supply of cookies (munch), I waited at the Trail markings in Jeuno for things to kick off.

After the usual introductions, I asked if anyone had any advice for a noob white mage on his first Dyanmis run.

The advice can be paraphrased as "Keep up re-raise, don't aggro and spam cure".

Wow, I *like* Dyanamis already. That's the sort of instructions I can remember.

Then things got complicated.

The shell I am in (MidgardLS) is made up of various European countries (mostly). And some of them started speaking Dutch and French!

Help!

Since I speak neither, I could see complications arising as a team member who needs healing forgetting my lack of language skills aks for a Cure in his/her native language!

What would I do?!

So I asked what was French and Dutch for "For the love of gods cure me you dopey white mage can't you see I'm dieing?!"

In true cooperative fashion, Tukker suggested "WIIILLLYYY!!!!!"

Yup, that would work.

The run itself was fun...looking forward to more!

Sunday, October 4, 2009

This is my party...

This is my party.

Sometimes it has had a new tank.

Sometimes a new DD.

Once, a new PL.

But it is still the same party I started this morning.

It is my party.

Saturday, September 26, 2009

You Know You've Been Playing Too Much FFXI When...

...you doze off and miss the Selbina ferry whilst helping out Razius.

...you tell someone at work that you are going afk. Not over email, mind you. The person sat next to you.

..you know exactly where the best place to camp for a colibri bird party, but you can't remember where you left your car.